What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don't feed it !