What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*