What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.