What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.