How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.