How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.