What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.