How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

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Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.