On the Inkernet.
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
With stick e-tape.
On the sprin-ternet.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
PayPal
He per-prosed
A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.