What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.