What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss