What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.