What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb