What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Fetus Jokes More Fetus Jokes

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.