What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor