What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

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What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

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At womb temperature!

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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There's not enough womb!

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."