What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.