Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
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Get a womb, you two."
A Private Tutor.
A private tooter
Get a broom.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
lol
A privet tutor
A PRIVATE TUTOR
You can't step out of them in public.
Because she was a private tutor
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A private tutor.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Homeless.
Homeless
Check your privilege, sithlord
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
Parole.
Because the P is silent.
Lack of originality
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
Because he was inuit to win it
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
Artifical Swedeners
They push Two twins together to make a King
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
They're both full of bums
I need to know before my court date on Monday.