Public Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

Public Toilet Jokes More Public Toilet Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums

P Jokes More P Jokes

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.