What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor