What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.