Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Islams it.

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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The electrician knows where the ground is.

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