Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!