Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste.