Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

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What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

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