Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns