Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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He was talking smack.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns