Felon Jokes

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.