He was well arrested!
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It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
Felons can't buy guns
Anne apple just fell on my head !
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Look for the comments that just say "huh "
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
1.21 jigga watts
Students: Yes!
An algae bra.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
Never enough.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
Twelve
A condescending con descending.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"