He was well arrested!
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It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
Felons can't buy guns
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
They are very loud when triggered.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
A heroine addict.
They always think they're higher then others
A condescending con descending.
It was too tired
Because they won't fall for the same trick twice
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
Because they both looked sharp!
Look a squirrel!
