Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

a 'fan'atic.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.