Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist