What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.