Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.