Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
To do long sentences !
Framed.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!
With fade out and to credits.
Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
You know he did it
