Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!