Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"