Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.