Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!