Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast