Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."