How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

Cancer Patient Jokes More Cancer Patient Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

Aww Jokes More Aww Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.