What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.