What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.