What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9