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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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His hand was bigger than his face.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
You have tumor months to live.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.
A femijizm
By the egg on its face.
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
A fungi to hang out with
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
Two cooks in the house.
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel. Paddy asked, And what do I do with these, doc? The doctor replied, Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. If she says, Thats the strangest pair of balls I ever saw., you hit her with the shovel.
It was a no brainer.
Because she was Klaustrophobic!
There are 20 of them.
