Cancer Patient Jokes

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

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Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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3/5

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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When is a testicular tumor like a bingo ball?

when it's B-9

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

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What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors"

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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