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His hand was bigger than his face.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
You have tumor months to live.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.
It's growing on me.
Someone with no sense of tumor.
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
Germany/Brasil 7-1
A doctor.
Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."
He's a keeper"
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Santapplause !
Stephen Hawking
