What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."