What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side