What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.