What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)