What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!