What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder