What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.