What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!