Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

What's a Mexican's favourite video game?

Borderlands.

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday