Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.