Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who is high?

A Baked Bean!

What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday