What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What is Al Shabaab's theme song?

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.