What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

A: One's a phony buck.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What's funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in clowns costume.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.