What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.