What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage