What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!