What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage