What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!