What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.