What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Why did Eddie Albert have to go to the dentist?

Because he had Green Acres!

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.