What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

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What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.