What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Because only he could pull it off.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

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Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"