What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.