What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.