What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81