Square Root Jokes

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

What's the square root of sixty-nine?

What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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Just China be funny.

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

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What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...