Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.