What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

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What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.