What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon