What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.