What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!