What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

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What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.