What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."