What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Previous Random Joke Next

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Body Builder Jokes More Body Builder Jokes

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."