A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
Easy Bake Ovens
A: Nothing - he'll just return it!
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
No whey!
Jim.