A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!
Rice.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.
Plenty of room !
No whey.
He was a body-builder