What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Sicilian Jokes More Sicilian Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...