What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Previous Random Joke Next

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.