What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!