Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
The lumberjack has a job.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
Two Mennonite
A: They want to measure their intelligence.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
Holm School
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
