Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!