Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.