Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Apparently, not here
They're repulsive!
Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.