Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Philanthropist Jokes More Philanthropist Jokes

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.