Mothmatics !
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
They were looking for the ark tick.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
Mothmatics