Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Britney Spears
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."