Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
They're stuck at C for years
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example "Yes"