What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

Previous Random Joke Next

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"