What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

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How does a solar system have a party?

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With 26 characters he met at a party.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!