Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.