Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.