Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

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Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?

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