Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.