What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

What do you call a 350 pound stripper?

Broke

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.