What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.