What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour