What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.