Its easy to break the little light inside them.
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You can unscrew a lightbulb.
A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry
Because she had a pun in the oven!
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.
Kick boxing
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
She was having contractions.
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It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.
She delivers.
A pregnant woman is in Labour
In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
I-Scream!
A graduated cylinder!
Leave the dungeon door unlocked.
Dingos with straws....!!
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
A crime fighter.
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
Five six seven eight!
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.