Pregnant Woman Jokes

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What would you say is your biggest flaw?

i step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Supermodel Jokes More Supermodel Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!