Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy??

A Spaghetto.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.