Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What is the poor part of Italy called?

The spaghetto

What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy??

A Spaghetto.