What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.