What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it