Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Liberty Bell Jokes More Liberty Bell Jokes

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!