Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!