Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Liberty Bell Jokes More Liberty Bell Jokes

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!