Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

Liberty Bell Jokes More Liberty Bell Jokes

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!