Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!