Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.