What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

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What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma