What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.