What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

cause they're ugly and they stink.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?

Hijabba the Hut

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !