What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's easier to pick up the heavier it is?

A girl.

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to .

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."