Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

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Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

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What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !