Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

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Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!