What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.