What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.