What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.