Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum