Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation?

0mg

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.